What Made Us Laugh?

April 1, 2014

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock

Who's there? Who's there? Who's there?

Etch Tank Two-knee

Etch who? Tank who? Two-knee who?

Bless you! Your Welcome Two-knee fish

Knock Knock Knock Knock

Who's there? Who's there?

Orange Harry

Orange who? Harry who?

Orange you going to let me in Harry up, it's cold out here

Knock Knock Knock Knock

Who's there? Who's there

Noah A little old lady

Noah who? A little old lady who?

Noah good place to eat I didn't know you could yodel

To Saint Mary Magdalen

Good Jesus, Saint Mary Magdalen was one of the women who assisted You and the apostles during Your public ministry. She cried with the Blessed Mother and St. John at the foot of Your cross, and she helped to bury Your dead body. For serving You with such devotion, she was the first to see You resurrected. I ask her to pray for me when I have opportunities to assist others as they approach death or grieve the death of loved ones. Inspire me, O God, in giving them Your comfort, in helping them accept salvation, and in guiding the survivors to release their loved ones into Your arms. St. Mary Magdalen, pray for us. Amen.

Feast Day of St. Mary Magdalen July 22

Some Prayers We Learned At St. Mary Magdalen

The Sign Of The Cross

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

The Lord's Prayer

Our Father who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name.

Thy kingdom come; thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

The Hail Mary

Hail, Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

The Glory Be

Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Spirit.

As it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.

Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.